Night Inferno to Combat Zombie Attack on Table Mountain?

[The Rumour Mill]

Reports coming in from Capetown show disturbing pictures of popular tourist attraction, Table Mountain, ablaze in what can only be described as an inferno. No cause for the fire has yet been put forward by official sources but unofficial sources reporting in suggest that those involved in the fight against the undead were overwhelmed by the sheer numbers that were approaching Capetown via Table Mountain and resorted to setting Table Mountain alight in an effort to fulfil a greater good. In spite of the magnitude of the inferno, it seems that damage was largely limited and controlled, suggesting that those involved in keeping the zombies at bay had been well-prepared and had planned ahead. Perhaps if we were all similarly prepared, human loss in the fight would be minimal as it seems to have been at Table Mountain, whilst extermination of zombies in the area appears, at first sight at least, to be complete.