The most boring zombie quiz in the world?

[Dotty]

My father always used to say to me, "Dorothy, if a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing well." Well, Luke and I found this zombie quiz on the internet (once Thomas was done looking at young ladies wearing not-enough and... oddly... a donkey with a straw hat) and we both thought it was very poor. I wonder if there are more exciting ones somewhere on the internet? Luke said we should make our own but I don't have a zombie ringtone to offer as a prize to the winners. Although I didn't press the button for the ringtone when I did that quiz. I don't have a mobile phone so what would I do with it? Luke said, "Dotty, it's a good thing you didn't - probably had a virus or something" which I didn't understand and he had to spend some time teaching me about viruses. Who knew that computers could get sick too? I wonder if they can get zombie infections as well?