The Sentinel

Outbreak reports from around the world

Dotty

Zombie Strippers

When I was a girl, women didn't do things like nudity. Certainly not on the silver screen, My mother always used to say "Dorothy... just because we're born nude doesn't mean we have to live nude" and I've always tried to live by that particular creed. Certainly, when Luke told me about the release of a film named "Zombie Strippers", I was rather aghast. Apparently the star of the film is quite famous though. I've never heard of Jenna Jameson though. Luke said that he's a huge fan of hers though. He offered to lend me some dvds but I can't work the dvd player in the Sunshine Room so said I will have to wait until he's kind enough to watch them with me. He promised that he'd make sure it happened sooner rather than later. He's a good boy, is our Luke.

I'm a bit confused why zombies would want to strip. I understand that there seem to be different types of zombie but I didn't realise that stripping zombies were another type. Is this a new predatory method? I can't think that zombies would need the money from working at those gentleman's clubs. I don't like to think of zombies stripping. It seems so undignified and somehow... vulgar... Shame on them!

3 Comments

xhozt Comment by xhozt on 27 September 2008 at 7:06am
well properly gagged and contained i can see this as a dangerous new fetish.. not much else though..
Jeff Comment by Jeff on 1 October 2008 at 9:32pm
I would have thought the danger would be a problem. I confess Dotty that I have attended a few establishments in my earlier days (although I did confess it all to my priest) and usually money is inserted in the clothing or about the body of the stripper. A gag and containment certainly would be in order, unless they just strip in front of fellow zombies to give them pleasure. But one can hardly imagine rotting flesh to be a huge turn-on. Perhaps that's just because as normal people we can only look through our own eyes, not through those of the undead. I'm finding the concept so hard to take-in.
Lucinda Comment by Lucinda on 1 October 2008 at 10:27pm
What a disgusting thought.

Dotty, the Internet is perverting you.

I'm delighted.

Fondest,

Lucinda

Add a Comment

You need to be a member of The Sentinel to add comments!

Join this network

RSS

About The Sentinel

Featured Members

Forum

UK academics modelling Zombie horde dynamics 5 Replies 

Started by Doctor G. Last reply by Visogoth 20 Sep.

Urban Dead 1 Reply 

Started by The Sentinel. Last reply by Visogoth 20 Sep.

Have you seen this man? 1 Reply 

Started by Zoe. Last reply by Visogoth 20 Sep.

© 2009   Created by The Sentinel on Ning.   Create your own social network

Report an Issue  |  Feedback  |  Privacy  |  Terms of Service