Marijuana As A Means Of Fighting Infection

[Dotty]

Luke smokes pot. He told me so today. I told him his breath smelt funny. He told me mine smelt of fish. I blamed mine on the fish pie at lunch. He said his was because of the pot he'd been smoking while he was gardening. I said to him, "Luke, if my father were here, he'd say to you, 'Luke, pots are for women to cook with, not for men to smoke'" but I don't think Luke understood. Or maybe I didn't. He told me alot about marijuana. I can't say I really understood it all. He told me I would find it relaxing but I told him that I'm so close to death, I can't really be more relaxed.

So Luke told me that marijuana is good for helping to fight infection. Well, I didn't know that! You learn a new thing every day. Well, maybe not EVERY day. Although, on days when I use the computer after Thomas, I certainly learn about new naked yoga positions. I worry about all the nakedness in the world sometimes. Perhaps this is why we have global warming - to keep all these naked people warm.

So I asked Luke if marijuana would be good for fighting zombie infection. He said that if he ever meets one, he'll try and share a joint with it and let me know if it helps at all after... He's such a good boy!

[Janet]

Oh Dotty, how lucky you are to have a friendly young man to talk to. Luke seems really cute to me. Is he handsome too? I know this is bad but right now I could really do with somebody relaxed like that.

I think it was a bad idea to try to get together with B again. It might just be a phase but I feel so tired and it's like there's this big zombie hurdle we have to get through together. If only it were as simple as finding a zombie and the three of us smoking joints on a deserted hillside to see what happens.

Thomas sounds like many of my former colleagues when I was in a big office - I'd overhear the men talking about specialist sites they had visited. I think it's quite pathetic really. Surely there are enough of us real women out there, why can't they be happy with us rather than oggling young girls who are young enough to be their daughters, or I suspect in Thomas' case granddaughters? Men!