Is Someone Trying To Create A Zombie Army?

[The Rumour Mill]

Zombies would make good soldiers. Tireless, strong beyong a human's experiences, possess inbuilt psychological weapons and more than happy to eat those they wound, striking even greater terror into the foe. However, their slow shambling gait is somewhat laughable. Admittedly, rumours abound of fast-moving zombies but even more exist of the slow-moving type. But it seems that someone could be trying to recitfy the motor problems of zombies, which could create waves and waves of mobile, inexorable, hungry death...