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Mexican Pandemic Hides Further Zombie Movements

Mexico recently hit the Sentinel radar with several decapitations in Tijuana and it now appears that further zombie activity is being masked by authorities under the label "swine flu." Up to 60 people are known to have died from this "swine flu" with a further thousand infected and 75 New York students who have recently retur… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 25 April 2009 at 8:07pm — 1 Comment

Cyclist Escapes Zombie Attack in Indiana

How long does it take for infection to take hold? How soon do zombies lose motor skills? (If traditionalists are to be believed that zombies are slow shambling creatures). It appears that a recently infected person/zombie was involved in an altercation with a cyclist. Although he was still able to drive, he was clearly infected as he bit the cyclist's ear off. Had the infection taken complete hold of… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 5 April 2009 at 10:42am — No Comments

Call on Obama to Ready the US for Zombie Invasion

With plenty of attention recently being drawn to the UK's anti-zombie activites, voices in the US have started questioning their state of preparedness and are calling for Obama to engage the country in an awareness programme. Whether this will be done or not remains to be seen but at least voices are making themselves heard. Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 4 April 2009 at 7:42pm — No Comments

Twitter Alerts for Sydney Zombie Attacks

It seems that Sydney, Australia had a power failure in the midst of a zombie attack a few days ago so its resourceful citizens tweeted about the state of play, allowing others to perhaps avoid the area and onslaught. Whilst some tweeted about the situation with the power: "No #blackout in Pyrmont but RT @eunmac People saying the fire is near town hall on Clarence street. Tr… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 2 April 2009 at 9:30pm — No Comments

Zombie Road Warnings in Buffalo

Although recent attention has been focused on the UK, it appears that other countries have not lowered their vigilance. A road warning appeared to have been hijacked in Buffalo, USA, in order to warn people of the dangers within:

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Posted by The Rumour Mill on 2 April 2009 at 9:01pm — 1 Comment

Zombie-killers strike in Leicestershire, UK?

The UK continues to feature prominently as what appears to be the work of zombie-killers has been discovered in Leicestershire. Very few details have been released but what is known is that a severed head has been found. It is not clear whether it belonged to a male or female or how long ago it was decapitated. Could this be the first sign of visible activity in the UK, rapidly following recent reports of an… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 1 April 2009 at 4:55pm — No Comments

Is Eastbourne Hospital Outbreak a Coverup?

The UK continues to be a hotbed of activity with 13 patients dead and another 17 infected at Eastbourne District Hospital. Although the claim of the cause of outbreak is Super C. difficile, it may well be that this is merely a smokescreen for a possibly-contained attack in a target-rich environment. It is noted that some of the patients who died were being treated for conditions which they should have quickly recovered from. Similarities have been drawn to a previous "outbreak" at Maidstone and… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 25 March 2009 at 9:00pm — No Comments

Manufacturing synthetic blood = first step towards zombie quorn?

Perhaps hot on the heels of the expansion of its preparedness laws, UK scientists are planning to engage in a research project to investigate whether synthetic human blood can be created from embryonic stem cells. Ostensibly, the research hopes to alleviate the shortage of blood donors and will use leftover human embryos from IVF treatment in order… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 23 March 2009 at 7:30pm — No Comments

Did Microsoft Beat Google To Joining the Fight Against Zombies?

Recently, it was noted that Google was engaging in activity that could indicate it had joined in the fight against zombies. Although, one of our community postulated the theory that Google might not be against zombies but with them! Interesting theory and one which only time will be able to comment on... With the amount of money and marketing po… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 22 March 2009 at 10:00am — No Comments

UK to expand "preparedness" laws

Other countries have been noted as quietly preparing themselves for attack but the UK has thus far, been relatively quiet, apart from a House of Lords report on the vulnerability of the UK to epidemic and major outbreaks. It has bee… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 22 March 2009 at 9:00am — No Comments

Night Inferno to Combat Zombie Attack on Table Mountain?

Reports coming in from Capetown show disturbing pictures of popular tourist attraction, Table Mountain, ablaze in what can only be described as an inferno. No cause for the fire has yet been put forward by official sources but unofficial sources reporting in suggest that those involved in the fight against the undead were overwhelmed by the sheer numbers that were approaching Capetown via Table Mountain and resor… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 18 March 2009 at 7:44pm — No Comments

Has Google Joined The Fight Against Zombies?

It emerges that Google has been investing in “health research” under the terms “predict and prevent” and “inform and empower.” Just as zombie migration patterns have been postulated on the Sentinel, it appears that larger groups could already be looking at ways to predict the likely spread and infection patterns and ways of preventing eventual defeat to the undead. In particular, $5m has been donated to a non-profi… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 13 March 2009 at 2:29pm — No Comments

Proposed (Classified) Bill Will Defend Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)

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Posted by The Rumour Mill on 2 February 2009 at 8:57pm — No Comments

Tracking Bird Migration a Model for Tracking Zombie Migration?

One newspaper reports on the tracking of bird migration as a way to combat the bird flu pandemics that have been cropping up but mentions nothing about the more virulent threat of zombie migration patterns, which should surely be tracked if we are ever to combat the far more deadly threat of mass infection. However, this raises various ethical questions about whether zombies should be allowed to survive for track… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 23 January 2009 at 1:51pm — No Comments

Decapitation No Longer A Surefire Way To Kill Zombies?

Perhaps our Texan contingent can shed more light on the news of a young Texan boy recovering from decaptation? The news article is as brief as expected in such cases but if the boy in question was infected and had been decaptitated as a means of destruction, the article raises many questions about whether decapi… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 19 January 2009 at 8:14pm — No Comments

Possible Cover Up in Iraqi Prison?

Vigilance often slips during the holiday season, as evidenced by the downturn in activity on this site recently but slips in vigilance often leads to disaster for the unwary... as possibly exhibited in an Iraqi prison recently. Confined spaces, such as prisons are ideal feeding grounds for the Undead and several deaths in a short space of time is suggestive of Undead feeding activity. "Riot" co… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 28 December 2008 at 9:02pm — No Comments

Curfew locks down Andhra Pradesh

Curfew has been imposed on the citizens of Andhra Pradesh since October 10th - relaxed only for a few hours today to allow people to purchase essentials. The reason given was due to violent communal clashes but with total lockdown, it is difficult to ascertain whether the reason may be more sinister. It may be that the citizens are being isolated as quarantine measures. If anyone has further information, it would be most interesting to hear more. Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 20 October 2008 at 10:39am — No Comments

Georgia Uses Flu Pandemic Model To Aid Anti-Zombie Strategy

Georgia is the latest US State to start preparations for zombie attack by using the flu pandemic model to look at school closures and food distribution but with the infected only being one per household, Georgia may have vastly underrated the rapid spread of infection. Still, if this is indeed the aim of its model, Georgia can only be applauded for its preparedness. Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 14 October 2008 at 9:32pm — No Comments

Decapitated Bunny Hints At Zoonosis

The report of a decapitated pet rabbit may suggest either sick animal torturers or evidence that zombie infection can cross species to infect both man and beast. Users on this very site have postulated about cross-species infection, namely Jeff. Could this be proof of… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 7 October 2008 at 7:26pm — No Comments

Canadian Officials Trying To Determine Number Of Victims?

An article from Canada states that officials are trying to track down fellow passengers on a greyhound bus who travelled with a TB sufferer but it is highly possible that the "TB sufferer" was in fact someone who had recently been bitten by a zombie and the officials are more interested in tracing survivors and noting numbers and/or patterns of those infected in turn. With this latest addition of possible zo… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 3 October 2008 at 5:30pm — No Comments

Schools and Ice Rinks To Be Redeployed In The Event of Zombie Massacre

Each month, state and local health and emergency management officials gather without fanfare to ponder macabre questions of life and death, including: How many corpses can fit in your local ice rink? Occasionally posts from The Rumour Mill may be accused of being somewhat sensationalistic but the report of preparedness tactics on a State-wide scale speaks for itself and needs no external influence to… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 28 September 2008 at 10:04am — No Comments

Is Someone Trying To Create A Zombie Army?

Zombies would make good soldiers. Tireless, strong beyong a human's experiences, possess inbuilt psychological weapons and more than happy to eat those they wound, striking even greater terror into the foe. However, their slow shambling gait is somewhat laughable. Admittedly, rumours abound of fast-moving zombies but even more exist of the slow-moving type. But it seems that someone could be trying to recitfy the motor problems of zombies… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 12 September 2008 at 10:30am — No Comments

Are Japanese Working on Sanctuary for Zombie Preparedness?

A solar-powered cargo ship would solve the need for refuelling and whilst there is differing opinion on how zombies react to large expanses of water, the need to be mobile must surely recommend this vehicle as a possibility when the zombie apocalype happens? It would allow for large populations of people to group together to help each other but allow them to stay on the move. It will be large enough to have supplies enough to last long enou… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 9 September 2008 at 5:00pm — No Comments

Can Autism Be Used As A Model For Studying Difficulties In Communication Between Humans and Zombies?

Abnormal reciprocal social interactions and communication deficits are the first two diagnostic symptoms of autism. Two distinctive characteristics of zombies are abnormal reciprocal interactions (ie trying to bite people rather than talk to them) and communication deficits (guttural moaning instead of articulating words). Could treating a zombie in a similar fashion to how autistic patients are treated help researchers gain a great… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 5 September 2008 at 9:30pm — No Comments

Will Research On Bonobo Language Prove or Disprove Existence of Zombie Language?

Research suggests that bonobos may exhibit larger linguistic skills during ordinary situations than in controlled environments, which in turn suggests that studies conducted on trying to interpret zombie guttural moanings may be erroneous in their approach of studying captive zombies. What further links may exist between bonobo and zombie remain uncertain at present but it seems quite possible that bonobo activity may well shed further ligh… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 4 September 2008 at 4:30pm — No Comments

RFID Tags Find Use in Zombie Outbreak Situations?

Whilst the use of embedded RFID tags have been touted as a weapon against kidnapping, their use can be extended to situations where the person who has been implanted with an RFID tag has been infected by a zombie. By pressing the associated panic button, a signal will be sent via satellite to allow the company selling the product to track the infected person. They can e… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 2 September 2008 at 7:00pm — No Comments

Canada - A Continuing Hotbed of Zombie Horror Activity?

What is actually going on in Canada? Perhaps only those in the area can really know but media stories hint at much more sinister activity in Canada than anywhere else at the moment. Whether this is an effort to indicate to those in the know to stay away or whether it's an attempt to deflect attention from other areas with more evidence of zombie activity, one can only speculate. However,… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 30 August 2008 at 6:20pm — No Comments

More Canadian Outbreaks

Bacterial Outbreak Kills One, Sickens Dozens Blamed on Lysteria monocytogenes but with the multiple outbreaks in Canada of recent times, it could well hint at far more sinister activity. Could the message be Avoid Canada for the foreseeable future? Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 23 August 2008 at 11:00am — No Comments

Rabies Spike in China

It appears that rabies cases have increased in China since the turn of the century. Transmitted by bite, it affects the nervous system and can cause up to 50,000 deaths a year. The researchers noted a particular prevalence in densely populated areas. With the largest population, China would be a perfect feeding ground for zombies. Is this rabies outbreak a sign that this has already started or a sign of things to come? Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 22 August 2008 at 11:00pm — No Comments

Are Australian Hospitals Collaborating To Cover Up Zombie Attack?

First, Coff's Harbour announced a VRE outbreak, infecting 30 patients. Then Lismore Base Hospital quarantined three patients in case of VRE. A hospital official said: 'all possible steps are taken to isolate any patients with VRE, to thoroughly clean the environments with which they have had contact, to screen any patients who they… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 20 August 2008 at 9:00am — No Comments

Proliferation of Bioterrorism Research Workers

Reports suggest that the number of workers in bioterrorism research is as high as 15,000. Are they working on ways to combat zombie infection or perhaps trying to research the root cause? Has the US really recognised the threat as recent reports such as the lunar haven and… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 17 August 2008 at 10:56pm — No Comments

Zombie Fought Off By New Yorker

A father reputedly saved his son from a black bear attack in New York but looking at the picture of the bite marks in the article, could it be that they mirror the pattern left by a set of human teeth? Bite marks on limbs are very common from zombie attack due to flailing limbs being easy for zombies to grab hold of. Is this a sign that the hotbed of undead activity in Canada recently is finding a migration pattern sou… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 17 August 2008 at 1:54pm — No Comments

Preparation For Lockdown In Canada

A number of recent posts by yours truly have noted the concentrated activity in Canada and there seems to be no respite at present. The mayor of Huntingdon, Montreal is proposing a curfew for residents, who are under the age of eighteen, in order to reduce the risk of riots. The one which sparked this proposal appears to have escaped this particular radar but, reading between the lines, it hints at a clash between the undead and the youth of Hunt… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 15 August 2008 at 10:12pm — No Comments

Extending Zombie Life Span

Fortunately for humans, zombies have a limited life span, culminating in either some kind of dismemberment or other violent death or rotting away. Now it appears that someone out there is funding research to slow the aging process and could possibly be looking at ways to extend the zombie lifespan. If this is the case, this must be stopped! Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 14 August 2008 at 10:28pm — No Comments

Vampire Bats or Zombie Bats?

They might be named Vampire Bats but are they in fact Zombie Bats? they typically approach on foot, biting their victim then lapping up the blood at the site of the haemorrhage. Their saliva contains a substance known as draculin, which prevents their prey's blood from clotting. It is not currently known whether zombies have any mechanism to prevent clotting but if this is the case, vampire bats… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 12 August 2008 at 7:52pm — No Comments

Couple Flee Haiti Zombies

Did the Lethbridge couple flee a Haitian zombie attack? Generally recognised as an originating birthplace of voodoo zombies, Haiti now appears to be the scene of a zombie mob attack: when Rick opened the door a group of very angry men tried to drag him out, those still in the room tried to drag him back inside and in the middle of it all Kim tried to push a man away from her husband… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 12 August 2008 at 7:41pm — No Comments

Is Canada Involved in a Zombie Cover Up?

There seems to have been a lot of possible zombie-related activity in Canada recently as evidenced by earlier blogs: Possible Zombie Attack in Burlington, Canada Superbug Outbreak Scabies Situation Under Control Now it seems that a… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 12 August 2008 at 7:32pm — No Comments

Is The US Stepping Up Its Anti-Zombie Measures?

Following yesterday's article and blog post about the biodefense centre possibly opening in San Antonio in 2015, it is interesting to note the biolab at Boston University seeking permission to begin safety, health and operations training. With bio centres hitting the news twice in one week, it could al… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 12 August 2008 at 7:11pm — No Comments

Maori Cannibals or Maori Zombies?

Was cannibalism part of the Maori history as a new book suggests or did zombies actually feature in Maori culture? He said the widespread practice of cannibalism was not a food issue but people were eaten often as part of a post-battle rage. It is often assumed that zombies do not eat humans for sustenance purposes and do not even digest them so this could suggest zombie activity that may have been mistaken for cannibalism as is so… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 12 August 2008 at 7:02pm — No Comments

'28 Days Later' Meets Reality Twice In One Week!

Following the Cuba model of 28 Days Later which was reported on yesterday, could it be that the US is applying a similar model to its own cities in response to the threat of "flu pandemic"? Could this possibly be the dry run for zombie infection, assuming that the US can find a way to lock down its cities in an effective enough manner? The proposed methods are fairly extreme for a country that values… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 12 August 2008 at 6:49pm — No Comments

Biodefense Centre

Why is a biodefense centre being planned for a 2015 opening in San Antonio? And why is local opposition so strong? Do they perhaps fear zombie proximity? Is this what the centre is really for? Is the US preparing for zombie invasion? Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 11 August 2008 at 8:41pm — No Comments

28 Days Later Modelled In Reality

With echoes of 28 Days Later where Britain was locked down against the 'rage virus', Cuba is being considered in the light of its treatment of the HIV virus. However, was this treatment of the HIV virus possibly just a dry run for the zombie invasion? Lock down and hope to treat internally? Or lock down and wait until there's no more available meat? Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 11 August 2008 at 8:38pm — No Comments

What Are They Putting In Our Water?

If scientists are putting anti-aging enzymes in our water, how will we know when they stop adding things to keep us young and instead start putting in things that make us docile? Distract the hoardes with the expendable whilst the chosen make their escape to 'safe havens' - if such a thing exists against zombies. Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 11 August 2008 at 8:21pm — No Comments

Have Zombies Found An Alternative Food Source?

Nowhere in this article is it mentioned exactly WHAT is hunting the monkeys to near-extinction but as our nearest genetic cousins, the question must be asked: have zombies found an acceptable alternative to human flesh? The immediate response would be no. Monkeys' innate tree-climbing ability would possibly seem to deter the non-tree-climbing zombies but the zombie strength and endurance should not be overlooked.… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 11 August 2008 at 8:12pm — 3 Comments

Lunar Zombie Haven?

The US has invested $2m to research how astronauts can live and work on the moon. Why would long-term facilities be required? Has the American government decided to accept that humankind may one day be overrun by zombies and need a haven where the undead creatures can't follow them? Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 1 August 2008 at 7:53pm — No Comments

Contained "Highly Infectious" patients still rampaging free

In spite of the my entry about the involuntary detainment of "highly infectious" patients, it appears that they are being allowed to run amok in the local town in spite of the obvious dangers to the local population. If this treatment is extended to zombie-infected patients, it won't just be a free meal service, it will be a banquet and a ghost t… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 31 July 2008 at 9:58pm — No Comments

"Highly infectious" patients lose right to freedom

The idea of detaining highly infectious patients may seem like a good idea at first glance but hopefully this judgement will not be used in respect to patients who have been infected by zombies. However, the term 'highly infectious' could suggest otherwise. Imagine a zombie-infected patient detained in a hospital environment with other infectious patients. Free meal service. Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 30 July 2008 at 10:15pm — No Comments

Dengue Fever

Is something being covered up in Manila? '“There was a clustering of cases, meaning the cases increased particularly in neighboring houses and communities so we declared an outbreak in the subdivision,” said Sochaco.' Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 30 July 2008 at 9:58pm — No Comments

"Hospital Superbug"

Hospital superbug. Infection. Outbreak. I'll let you join the dots. One such instance occurred in the Vale of Leven hospital in Scotland. The report was due out at the end of July but has been delayed. Speculation leads to all kinds of wild guesses. Cover up, perhaps? 'The outbreak affected 55 people, was the primary cause of death in nine patients and a contributory cause in ano… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 30 July 2008 at 9:42pm — No Comments

"Scabies" situation "under control"

In spite of the "scabies" situation allegedly being "under control" it is interesting that a telephone hotline has been set up for the public. 125 patients have been treated. Interesting quote: '"We really need the community to know we are being incredibly aggressive in the preventive and precautionary piece of (containing the outbreak)," she said.' Just how aggressive are these tactics? Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 27 July 2008 at 6:30am — No Comments

"Superbug Outbreak"

Why are Ontario hospitals suddenly being "compelled" to report on statistics of superbug outbreaks? Is this spin to distract from the more interesting statistics of zombie-related admissions? Does the government perhaps want to distract public attention from the threat of the undead to avoid mass panic? Following my earlier speculation of the cover of a "scabies" outbreak in Bulring… Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 25 July 2008 at 1:17pm — No Comments

Possible zombie attack in Burlington, Canada

Has Burlington been subjected to a zombie attack? Reports indicate a scabies outbreak but this could well be an excuse to mask the symptoms of humans being turned into zombies. Continue

Posted by The Rumour Mill on 21 July 2008 at 11:30pm — No Comments

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