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Sorry I've been in hiding a while. I'm afraid a mixture of mad working by day and disturbed sleep by night. I got a job doing some positive thinking counselling as a bit of a side show at the Labour party conference. What with all the pre-work and conference itself it consumed so much time. But there were several good points to come out of it. Firstly the obvious boost to my funds, which should help with some weapon procurement. But the main positive was the chance to work in close contact with… Continue

All this publicity for the experiments going on in Switzerland with the Hadron Collider made me wonder if there could be something in this in the fight against zombies. I have some fun weapons, but this just blows my mind. Imagine a gun loaded with highly charged particles. Firstly I thought they could just knock zombies out cold from a great distance. But then I thought if they have "Big Bang" properties could they even go as far as… Continue

For now my zombie fears have been rather soaked up by a hectic time training the suits. It's such a relief to get sleep. I'm going to be heading off for some outdoor activities this weekend and I hope that it'll be remote enough to try some more weapons. Will report back soon!

Just read this truly amazing story from wjrcbrown. It's the closest proof I've seen for ages, apart from my own tales, that there is a real threat, that zombies are out there and that we should all be concerned. Whilst it was really touching to read that Annie was trying to keep some semblance of a relationship going and putting herself at some personal risk into the bargain, I was very worried by the encou… Continue

Alas I keep trying in vain to introduce some good Karma. But it's no help - deep inside me I know that the zombies are a killer force, determined to launch horrendous attacks on the human race. I just can't see how they could possibly be pacified. The same has been try in many situations in the course of human history - when wars have been fought to defend humanity. Sleep is still difficult, although I've found some help through physical exhaustion. Against my normal nature I've been running fo… Continue